The Exact Center of the Universe
A Comedy by Joan Vail Thorne

Directed by Bob Anderson

Vada Love Powell, the self-appointed doyenne of a small Southern town, has invited Mary Lou Mele to tea. It's Vada's intention to scare off another prospective bride for her beloved son, Apple, but she meets her match in Mary Lou, who's pretending to be her twin sister, Mary Ann, whom Apple secretly married that very afternoon. Now Vada must face her best friends, Marybell Baxter and Enid Symonds in Enid's tree house, where the three gather to "play canasta and consume sweets. "They agree that Vada "had this one coming," but she pretends nothing has happened. It's a complete surprise when Apple returns with his shy bride, who astounds even Vada with her love for him.

Ten years pass and "The Tree House Gang has grown old." Vada "summons" Mary Lou, now an anthropologist, to discuss some photographs she took of a nearly nude tribe. Vada is appalled that Mary Ann is going to let her twins take these "suggestive" pictures to school. Apple blames his mother for offending his wife, warns her not to mention the photographs to the girls, and runs out before she can tell him she already has. Vada also "summons" Enid and Marybell to discuss the "unrest" in their beloved church guild. During their discussion Apple telephones that the twins have run away from school. After some panic, Mary Ann reports they've been found, but she holds Vada accountable: The girls ran away because Vada had said they should be ashamed of the photos. Vada apologizes to Mary Ann, and reveals to Apple "this little heart problem," that she's not going to let "change her life." She asks him to plan her funeral, then proceeds to tell him exactly what to do!

Director ........................................................... Bob Anderson
Assistant Director ............................................ Joan Embree

Cast
Appleton Powell, JR .............................................................. Lyle Tate
Vada Love Powell ................................................................. Marsha Williams
Mary Lou Mele ...................................................................... Marianne Ulmer
Mr. Powell ............................................................................. Lyle Tate
Enid Symonds ....................................................................... Terry McDowell
Marybell Baxter ..................................................................... Madeline Golden
Mary Ann Mele Powell ......................................................... Marianne Ulmer

Crew
Lights and Sound Operator....................................................... Edwin Ellis
Properties ................................................................................. Wingield Bouchard and the cast
Sound Design............................................................................ Edwin Ellis
Stage Crew................................................................................ Bob Anderson, Clyde Williams, Joan Embree,
Wingfield Bouchard, and the cast

Produced by Special Arrangement with Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

Special Thanks
Wayne Durst and the MSU Department of Communication
Jack White and the MSU Honors College • Dr. George Walker
Paula Mabry and the Starkville High School Theatre • Joan Wilson